That Ol’ Black (Email) Magic That You Weave So Well

Yes Virginia, there is Black Magic (BM).

If there wasn’t, nobody would send spam like this:

Subject: cure black magic

From: “batool fatima” <nbhgyt@yahoo.com>

The message is short and sweet:

salam if you feel that you are under black magic dont worry just visit www.amilabbas.webs.com

Warning: We left the URL in but that doesn’t mean it’s safe to go there. The web is full of black computer magic. Our AV software didn’t find anything but you might not be so lucky.

Besides, we saved you the trip and went there ourselves . . .

Ever wonder why others are rich and you’re not?

We must have peace and happiness in life, and to achieve the same we work hard. But we do not get in return to the proportions of ourlabour. We get very little even after the best of our efforts, we toil to get success in our business but the profits are too little. We do not want any discontentment or discord in our family life, but inspite of our best efforts, the peace and tranquility of our family is disturbed.

On the other hand people work very little, but get too much in return. Businessmen have ample wealth just be putting in little efforts, bUt we are disappointed even after continuous efforts. It leads us to conclude, that there are some evil forces which make our strategies unsuccessfull

Whenever you face such situations, feel assured that someone has used Black Magic on you, as a result of which all your efforts become ineffective.

Aha! That explains everything.

And if you’re wondering how you can tell for sure, they list some symptoms of BM. Such as:

  • Constant worries, suicidal tendencies, or a desire to move away from
    home and family.
  • Too much weakness associated with obesity and being short tempered.
  • Problems in the construction of house, factory or any other building.
  • Shortness of money, inspite of hard labour.
  • Loss of peace due to the fear of enemies and their evil designs.
  • Discord between spouses or the family.
  • Lack of Govt. favours, promotions and the desired transfers.

This all sounds very familiar . . .

The list above is just a sample of the list of BM symptoms which all lead you to conclude that if your life isn’t perfect, somebody’s using BM on you. On the other hand, it leads us to conclude that you could probably cure BM with a good anti-depressant.

And in case you’re still skeptical (What? You’re still skeptical? Amazing!) there are testimonials:

Here’s what real customers are saying:

A-“Your spells are amazing! I’m so glad I got [myboyfriend] back. Thanks Lindsay, Chicago, Ill
.
B-Thank you so much. You’ve really changed my life.” James D., UK

C-“I am so glad that I found you. All the spells I’ve had work just
great.” Mike, Toronto, Canada

The bottom of the page lists a cell phone number in Pakistan (forgot to mention, this is Tantric BM) for those who wish to trade in their Prozac for spells. If you call and suddenly become happy and rich please let us know right away in the comments. Thanks.

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