Protect Your Right To A Larger Penis

This is and old one from The Onion but still funny. We bumped into it while doing some research the other day. Now we have to look for a new job. We didn’t realize we were hurting so many people by blocking spam.

“For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them.”

According to The Onion the above is a quote from Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers (NAPE), a pro-spam lobbying group.

Who knew spammers had lobbyists? Makes sense though. If you’re involved in questionable activities that require you to oppose common sense regulations you should definitely have lobbyists.

The article goes on to note that:

“The penis enlargers have shrewdly formed a coalition with other industries that depend heavily upon mass e-mail, including the American Association To LOSE WEIGHT FAST and the National Alliance To GET OUT OF DEBT NOW,” said Nicholas Lerman of the Cato Institute. “This coalition also includes the formidable National Organization To GO FROM AN A-CUP TO A D IN JUST 10 DAYS.”

Read the whole thing here and have a good weekend:)

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