Get Your 419 Degree

Education is not an option, it’s an obligation to you and yours. Now you too can earn an advanced degree in the art of email fraud. Read on to learn more about how you can begin an exciting career as a 419 spammer.

We have often wondered where a professional 419 spammer would learn their craft and now, thanks to our diligent research, the answer has been found:

They attend The University of Nigeria of course. It’s so obvious we don’t know how we could have missed it.

Here’s a small sampling of the many excellent courses offered by The U of N.

  • Mergers & Acquisitions of Identities 110
  • Subliminal Seduction 400
  • Accounting 419

Per the U of N website, a complete course guide is sent to all enrolled students.

Tuition assistance is provided as follows:

Recognizing the need for assistance with tuition, we offer a variety of financial aid options. Our university is in the position of funding your complete tuition in addition to providing for housing, meals, and other expenses you may incur while attending school. We will wire you $10 million into your account and whatever you do not use, just send back upon graduation. You will never have to repay the gift. We will ask that you setup a fax machine on your end, are able to provide pertinent information about yourself and, in return, regard us as a family member for providing this great service. This gifting program has been made possible through Prince Daju Bajukabee and he welcomes you into his family and beautiful and lush country of Nigeria.

As long as you meet certain minimal requirements:

Since we operate outside of the rules and regulations of other governments and school systems, we are able to bypass all the costly, pointless, and racist proficiency tests such as TOFL, SAT, GMAT, MCAT, and all the rest.

So what are you waiting for? Head on over to The University of Nigeria and get your career started today.

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