Because most spam originates outside the US and laws to prevent it are largely unenforceable it’s unlikely that there will ever be a “National Do Not Spam Registry”.
Fortunately the folks at thespeciousreport.com have created a web page to give us an idea what the sign up form would look like if there was one.
Here’s the link: The National Do Not Spam Registry
Disclaimer: The site linked above is a parody. It says so right at the top. The form doesn’t submit and you won’t stop getting spam (unless you use our spam filtering service).


The checklist below covers just about every possible objection to a new “spam solution” proposal. It is especially useful in responding to government initiatives but it can also be found posted in response to ideas from corporate entities (who should know better and who shall remain nameless) as well as “man on the street” suggestions. Heck, we even use it as an internal document.
